From:
Anonymous
March 13, 2003
I would like to see
more stories about monkeys on crack, I have searched high and low on this
world wide web and have found scant few. I once had a uncle who lived
in Mexico who had a fondness for crack monkeys, them and little girls.
Needless to say the Mexicans liked him a great deal and made him a star.
He wrestled in a federation called the WCW a few years ago but when Ted
Turner found out about his guilty pleasures he had him killed (on the
down low). I would like to leave my e-mail address but I fear the CIA
is on to me, I know many things they don't want the public to know. Hopefully
I'll be able to write to you again real soon thru this website. Until
then make sure the lids on your trashcans are kept on real tight, things
will go thru them at night when you are asleep. |
From:
Abel Diaz
February 3, 2003
Dear
Dream People,
I would like to place my order for one shiny copy of The Best of the Dream
People Poets, edited by Jennifer Barnes. I understand this item is a steal
at five American bucks. I would also like to make a small donation toward
your webzine. I consider it my civic duty to support the work you do.
Why?
Well, I'-m glad you asked.- I'll tell you, sirs-and madams. I'll tell
you.
The web is black hole, a vacuous medium that devours creativity and shits
it out as the average webzine. There's no artistic integrity on the Internet
and there's even less creative discipline. Often, when visiting a webzine
for the first time, I feel robbed of my time, energy, and intelligence.
Free? Bullshit! We all pay the price whenever mediocrity entrenches itself.
But the Dream People is different. Here's an electronic publication that
is as professional - and usually better - than anything being produced
in print. In fact, I would pay to read the Dream People if you charged
by the issue. It's that good. There's only one other webzine I'd be willing
to pay for on the entire Internet, but it involves naked men and woman
doing filthy things to each other, so really we shouldn't go into that.
Just forget I mentioned it.
So there's my opinion. And here's my money. I wish it was more but I'm
a poor, drunk college student with a severe crack habit. Can I have my
Best of the Dream People Poets book now?
~Abel Diaz
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