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Position available!
This could be you!
Sadly, we have lost one of our Street Pack
members. They will be missed.
"Consider yourself warned."
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Nancy Jackson: Horror
Diva
From her home in Ontario Nancy edits, writes,
reviews, and reads all manner of fiction.The
anthologies she has edited include Trip
the Light Horrific, Dream the Dark Majestic,
Travel a Time Historic, Mind Scraps, Bleed
My Heart Romantic, Goremet Cuisine,
and Vintage Moon. Watch out for her
Dreams of Flesh and Morbid Acts
of Kindness in the future.
Our horror diva has infiltrated fortified
compounds such as Dream
Forge, Midwest
Book Review, and Gothic
Review, planting raw dog scraps. From
a safe distance she uses her mesmerising
voice to activate these scraps, growing
new crops of screaming canines. She is currently
undergoing training and shock therapy at
the
Asylum.
"Wootah!!!"
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Benjamin X. Wretlind:
Web Spinner
Benjamin X. Wretlind ran
with scissors when he was five. Since then,
he's been a fry cook, range boy, greens
maintenance technician, reservations agent,
room service attendant, banquet server,
meteorologist, instructor and currently
attempts to squeeze psychotic thought processes
into Internet applications for agencies
that prefer not to be named. Oh, and he's
written a myriad of shorts, had ten or so
published, generated one novel, is working
on another and would like a seven-figure
advance just because he ran with scissors
when he was five.
When not writing our web spinner is busy
snaring web surfers. To witness the carnage
visit Two
Backed Books, or his own
site.
"Call me Mr. Wretlind."
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Atlanta: Glory Hound
Our Glory Hound serves as
a rallying point around which the heart
of the new literary movement draws its inspiration.
Also, she serves to make tile floors slick
with "jowl juice" so that our
enemies slip and fall to their doom.
Trivia: originally she hails from New Jersey,
but now resides in Maryland. We would say
that she founded Ankle-Biters Anonymous,
but that would ruin the anonymity. During
covert operations she is known as the Layabout
Lipper.
"Snort, snort
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